Monthly Archives: May 2012

Boris

It is 3pm, Monday May 21st 2012 and from my office I can hear a 1:1 Statistics GCSE revision lesson going on: Teacher: What is positive correlation? Pupil: Don’t ask me, ask Boris. Teacher: (hesitating) Who is Boris? Pupil (aged … Continue reading

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Plenty of dogs.com

He’s three, or is it four? So why the hell does he still find it necessary to disturb our sleep several times during the night? He really should be sleeping through by now, every night! By 5 am I decided … Continue reading

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Aaarghhh!

What do Croatia, Skegness and Shipley have in common? They are the current locations of three of our nine GCSE Science candidates who have their first examination paper at 9.00 tomorrow morning! The Croatian and Shipley visitors should be back … Continue reading

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No flies on me

There must have been two hundred bodies on the floor – the dead and the dying. My hand flew to my mouth in horror and my stomach rolled threatening to bring its’ contents back into the daylight. They were on … Continue reading

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On a lighter note :)

Scatology: the study of faeces 🙂 This has been a scatalogical week. Now clearly my dear reader you don’t want all the gory details but believe me I’ve had to do things in the past 5 days that no other … Continue reading

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NSPCC Campaign?

19 young people aged 15 and 16 years old. 18 live with their parents or step parents, one is in local authority care. 2 mothers are bi-polar 1 mother is a drug addict 1 mother moved 500 miles away to be … Continue reading

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