Monthly Archives: June 2011

Sin? Cin!

I have a CIN meeting today. CIN stands for Child In Need. The aforementioned Damon is the child. Need? What does a child need? A child of 16 years who to all intents and purposes is a man? The meeting name … Continue reading

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DO NOT READ THIS!

Sex, drugs, alcohol, horse racing, football, dogs, chocolate, tattoos, piercings, shoes, fast cars, golf ……. Well now I’ve managed to attract you attention, I need your help if you would be so kind. Here I sit day after day (ish) writing … Continue reading

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Oh no!

One minute it was sitting there on my desk, along with her Lypsyl and white-framed sunglasses: dark pink and still shiny after months of use, but to her, after oxygen, probably the most important thing in the world. And then it … Continue reading

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Welcome back!

He hurtled through the doors just before lunchtime, over six feet tall  of unshaven testosterone-driven youth, threw himself into the chair opposite me and greeted me with the words “don’t tell my fucking mother I’m here”. With a bemused look … Continue reading

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Wuthering Heights – the sequal!

Oh dear! Once again the course of true love has not run smooth. Heathcliffe has been sidelined in favour of Edgar Linton, and as a result the former has hit the vodka bottle: five nights on the trot! He has … Continue reading

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