Monthly Archives: June 2011

The visitor

There I was, watering the sweet peas and upright lobelia by the front door when I was aware of someone standing behind me. I turned slowly and found myself almost in slow motion looking from scruffy black trainers through grubby … Continue reading

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A lesson.

Yesterday someone helped themselves to some money from my purse at work. My fault. I left my handbag open on my desk. T’would be like leaving a fillet steak in front of a greyhound. I forget sometimes just how chaotic the … Continue reading

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The most common breed of dog in UK rescues.

I believe there are two reasons why there are so many Staffordshire Bull Terriers in rescues. Unfortunately because of their physique and bearing they are frequently the dog of choice of the neurologically challenged. Being thus limited the owners then … Continue reading

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Sin? Cin!

I have a CIN meeting today. CIN stands for Child In Need. The aforementioned Damon is the child. Need? What does a child need? A child of 16 years who to all intents and purposes is a man? The meeting name … Continue reading

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DO NOT READ THIS!

Sex, drugs, alcohol, horse racing, football, dogs, chocolate, tattoos, piercings, shoes, fast cars, golf ……. Well now I’ve managed to attract you attention, I need your help if you would be so kind. Here I sit day after day (ish) writing … Continue reading

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Oh no!

One minute it was sitting there on my desk, along with her Lypsyl and white-framed sunglasses: dark pink and still shiny after months of use, but to her, after oxygen, probably the most important thing in the world. And then it … Continue reading

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Welcome back!

He hurtled through the doors just before lunchtime, over six feet tall  of unshaven testosterone-driven youth, threw himself into the chair opposite me and greeted me with the words “don’t tell my fucking mother I’m here”. With a bemused look … Continue reading

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